Tag: world cup

Who’d Have Thought It?

According to an Ofcom report, an “unfortunate error” in a control centre led to ITV HD viewers seeing a car advert instead of an England goal during the World Cup. And in other news, “Bear Shits in Wood”, “Pope Revealed as Being Catholic” and “Fat People Love Cake”

World Cup Goes To Spain

After 64 games Spain were crowned World Champions when they beat The NetherHollands 1-0 courtesy of a goal in the 116th minute from Andres Iniesta. The final wasn’t a great spectacle, it mainly consisted of The NetherHollands kicking ten kinds of shit out of the Spanish players, including De Jong launching a flying kick into […]

England Marches On

Or more accurately, “England Just About Make It”. They may have made it into the last 16 of the World Cup but there still need to be improvements if we are to overcome a resilient German side in Bloemfontein on Sunday afternoon. A 1-0 win was enough to see them through, but Team USA’s 92nd […]

Time For England To Wake Up

In just under two hours, England players will take to the pitch at Port Elizabeth to play the most important game of their careers since the last one (and before the one in the next round should they win) as they look to beat Slovenia and avoid a France-style melt down! After the torrid display […]