Handbags And Gladrags

Chelsea are now 5 point clear at the top of the Premier League while Mourinho makes it 3 fights and no losses in his Touchline Handbags career after seeing off the shoving of Arsene Wenger at Stamford Bridge yesterday.

The two managers, both in their Sunday finest, came to blows shoves bitch slapping after Gary Cahill tried to scythe off Alexis Sanchez’s legs in the game that Chelsea ran out as 2-0 winners. At one point Wengers tie looked the more likely of causing damage by whipping Mourinho’s face!

Elsewhere, Man Yoo leapt majestically into the top four with a 2-1 win against Everton where they had David De Gea to thanks for a spirited display that saw him save a penalty and earned him the Star Man points. Burnley finally found the net for the first time since the opening day, albeit against Leicester

We’ve got joint leaders at the top of the Fantasy Soccerball Mini League but it is Biggsy’s Wasters who are leading the monthly charge with 85 points so far in October. Special K and no chance united are next with 69 points.

The current monthly form table is thus:

Fantasy Soccerball League Table

We now head into another international break so we will be devoid of any EPL action now until the 18th October and only have the dreary England games to look forward to. Oh joy!

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