So you’ve chosen all your players, put them in a formation but now you’re stuck for a name for your Dream Team. It’s always a struggle to come up with the right name. It should be something clever and witty, a pun on words maybe. Failing that, just go for something rude!
But worry no more as we bring you a list of funny football team names to give you some inspiration…
UPDATE: We’ve got an updated list over here – Funny Dream Team Names.
Steaua Needarest
Dyslexia Untied
Fatzio
Red Star Bellend
Sporting Lesbian
Grass Smokers Zurich
Hajduk Spliff
LSD Eindhoven
Albion Hungovers
Real Sosobad
Shackthar Senseless
Hardly Athletic
St. Mirnoff
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Unreal Madrid
Rapid Viagra
Barearselona
Bayern Bru
Athletico Madras
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Bayer Neverlusen
Borussia Nosobad
Sparka Fag
Graham Rix U16’s
Big Bertha Berlin
Inter Masister
Substandard Liege
Torpedo Belgrano
Bayer Leverarchfile
FC Copenbadly
Sporting Abeergut
Dinamo Mince
Red Stripe Belgrade
Fake Madrid
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan
Got anything funnier? If you’ve come across any other funny football team names recently or think you can do better then post a comment below! Would be good to see some based around footballer’s names!
Inter Me-Nan
Its crap
intermilager
Borrusia Teeth
Ajax Underperformers
Real Madras
The flower-puff girls (:
How about:
Inter Yer Mam
Juventarse
(or my person favourite) AC a little silhouette of Milan
Gary Glitter’s U16’s
Meat Head F.C
Jackies Legs F.C
AFC Andy
Midge-United
Build Up Drinks F.C
Any Old Iron F.C
Drainpipe Dad F.C
Bumfica
Reggae galaxy
breast rummidge albion
athletic bilbao baggins
Scorgasmic
tottenham hotspunks 🙂
FC Porno
Anzhi Macca Pacca
West Ham-Flaps united
2 goals 1 cup
Dungdee Utd
Pathetico Madrid
BareArseALoaner
Brossia teeth
Arsalona
Ars-anal
Inter me-nan
Need a team name that starts a.c? Emdy got any ?
Scrotum Wanderers
Inter MyVan
Parmesan Belgrade
Murder on zidans floor
multiple scoregasms
Shakhtar Brains Out
Fritzl Palace
Bolton Her-Face
Shakhtar From-Behind
Exeter Swiftly
The Good, The Bad and The Beardsley
A C a little sihoutte of Milan
scoregasm
Barca bone her
Your Mum’s Athletic
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BAINS ON TOAST
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