Tag: england

Euro Qualifiers

Apparently there was an England game on last night. Who’d have known? Probably just the Spurs fans because they’re used to European games on a Thursday night! I’ve not read the papers but from what I’ve (mis?)heard I believe they played former Miami Dolphins quarterback Dan Marino and beat him 5-0. Not a bad result […]

Carroll To Lead Assault On The French

Andy Carroll is apparently in line to make his England debut tonight against France in a match that is already been described as “really unimportant and a waste of everyone’s time”. The friendly, being played at Wembley, already has a large number of absentees including Rooney and Cashley Cole, so there are a couple of […]

Montenegro Snatch Draw

Montenegro came to Wembley and put eleven players behind the ball along with the substitutes, manager, goalkeeping coach, nutritionists, trainers and first aiders to thwart England’s tepid attacks in last night’s game. They then had the audacity to come closer to scoring than England when Milan Jovanovic hit the crossbar from 25 yards. The 0-0 […]

Get Ready For Failure

No sooner has the Premier League got underway when it’s time to take a breather as all our attentions turn to England’s European Qualifying campaign for Euro 2012. First up is the visit of Bulgaria to Wembley followed by a trip to Switzerland. The Swiss had the audacity to beat eventual winners Spain at the […]