So you’ve chosen all your players, put them in a formation but now you’re stuck for a name for your Dream Team. It’s always a struggle to come up with the right name. It should be something clever and witty, a pun on words maybe. Failing that, just go for something rude!
But worry no more as we bring you a list of funny football team names to give you some inspiration…
Red Star Bellend
Grass Smokers Zurich
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Graham Rix U16’s
Big Bertha Berlin
Red Stripe Belgrade
Got anything funnier? If you’ve come across any other funny football team names recently or think you can do better then post a comment below! Would be good to see some based around footballer’s names!
UPDATE: We’ve got an updated list over here – Funny Dream Team Names.