Funny Football Team Names

So you’ve chosen all your players, put them in a formation but now you’re stuck for a name for your Dream Team. It’s always a struggle to come up with the right name. It should be something clever and witty, a pun on words maybe. Failing that, just go for something rude!

But worry no more as we bring you a list of funny football team names to give you some inspiration…


Steaua Needarest
Dyslexia Untied
Red Star Bellend
Sporting Lesbian
Grass Smokers Zurich
Hajduk Spliff
LSD Eindhoven
Albion Hungovers
Real Sosobad
Shackthar Senseless
Hardly Athletic
St. Mirnoff
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Unreal Madrid
Rapid Viagra
Bayern Bru
Athletico Madras
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Bayer Neverlusen
Borussia Nosobad
Sparka Fag
Graham Rix U16’s
Big Bertha Berlin
Inter Masister
Substandard Liege
Torpedo Belgrano
Bayer Leverarchfile
FC Copenbadly
Sporting Abeergut
Dinamo Mince
Red Stripe Belgrade
Fake Madrid
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan

Got anything funnier? If you’ve come across any other funny football team names recently or think you can do better then post a comment below! Would be good to see some based around footballer’s names!

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