Funny Football Team Names

So you’ve chosen all your players, put them in a formation but now you’re stuck for a name for your Dream Team. It’s always a struggle to come up with the right name. It should be something clever and witty, a pun on words maybe. Failing that, just go for something rude!

But worry no more as we bring you a list of funny football team names to give you some inspiration…

 

Steaua Needarest
Dyslexia Untied
Fatzio
Red Star Bellend
Sporting Lesbian
Grass Smokers Zurich
Hajduk Spliff
LSD Eindhoven
Albion Hungovers
Real Sosobad
Shackthar Senseless
Hardly Athletic
St. Mirnoff
Real Ale Madrid
Fred West Ham
Unreal Madrid
Rapid Viagra
Barearselona
Bayern Bru
Athletico Madras
Deportivo Lack a Talent
Bayer Neverlusen
Borussia Nosobad
Sparka Fag
Graham Rix U16’s
Big Bertha Berlin
Inter Masister
Substandard Liege
Torpedo Belgrano
Bayer Leverarchfile
FC Copenbadly
Sporting Abeergut
Dinamo Mince
Red Stripe Belgrade
Fake Madrid
Unathletic Madrid
Outer Milan

Got anything funnier? If you’ve come across any other funny football team names recently or think you can do better then post a comment below! Would be good to see some based around footballer’s names!

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  1. Inter Me-Nan

  2. Its crap

  3. intermilager

  4. Borrusia Teeth
    Ajax Underperformers
    Real Madras

  5. The flower-puff girls (:

  6. How about:

    Inter Yer Mam
    Juventarse
    (or my person favourite) AC a little silhouette of Milan

  7. Gary Glitter’s U16’s

  8. Meat Head F.C
    Jackies Legs F.C
    AFC Andy

  9. Midge-United
    Build Up Drinks F.C
    Any Old Iron F.C
    Drainpipe Dad F.C

  10. Reggae galaxy

  11. breast rummidge albion

  12. athletic bilbao baggins

  13. Scorgasmic

  14. tottenham hotspunks :)

  15. FC Porno

  16. Anzhi Macca Pacca

  17. West Ham-Flaps united

  18. 2 goals 1 cup

  19. Dungdee Utd

    Pathetico Madrid

    BareArseALoaner

  20. Brossia teeth
    Arsalona
    Ars-anal
    Inter me-nan

  21. Need a team name that starts a.c? Emdy got any ?

  22. Scrotum Wanderers
    Inter MyVan
    Parmesan Belgrade

  23. Murder on zidans floor

  24. multiple scoregasms

  25. Fantasy Soccerball

    Shakhtar Brains Out

  26. Fritzl Palace
    Bolton Her-Face
    Shakhtar From-Behind
    Exeter Swiftly

  27. The Good, The Bad and The Beardsley
    A C a little sihoutte of Milan

  28. scoregasm
    Barca bone her

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